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We’re getting into the spirit of Halloween at Marshall Wolf!

The costumes are eerie-sistible and the pumpkins are waay ahead of the carve! Let us know which costume really struck a gourd with you in the comments below. 

Hallow-queen of Halloween?

We’d tell you a joke, but you might not find it very humerus…see if you can guess answers to these fangtastic puns.

Answers at the bottom of the page.

  1. How do monsters like their eggs? 
  2. How does a vampire flirt?
  3. How do you fix a broken pumpkin?
  4. Where do werewolves store their things?
  5. Why did the vampire subscribe to the New York Times?
  6. Why did the headless horseman start a business?
  7. Why don’t mummies take time off?
  8. What do you call two witches living together?

Go big or gourd home!

We had some gourd-geous designs this year, it’s hard to pick a favorite.

How many of our Halloween jokes did you guess?

  1. How do monsters like their eggs? Terri-fried.
  2. How does a vampire flirt? They bat their eyes.
  3. How do you fix a broken pumpkin? A pumpkin patch.
  4. Where do werewolves store their things? At a were-house.
  5. Why did the vampire subscribe to the New York Times? He heard it had great circulation.
  6. Why did the headless horseman start a business? He wanted to get ahead in life.
  7. Why don’t mummies take time off? They’re afraid to unwind.
  8. What do you call two witches living together? Broommates.

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